I was spending some quality time in the office this weekend.
Well I had to get my monitors installed. Not for work. So I can play the shoe sites against each other while I am shopping. I like to save money while I add to my shoe collection. Shhh.
Today is Muffintopmommy's birthday. She turned 27.
I think this is like the fifth or sixth time. I can't keep track. Hell, I can't keep track of how many times I turned 27, so no way am I trying to keep up with hers. That is too exhausting. Kind of like when you want to stuff your fat butt into a pair of too tight jeans and have to use a clothes hanger to pull the zipper up. E-X-H-A-U-S-T-I-N-G. You know who you are. And yes we've all done it.
Well since today is her birthday and we are going to out to celebrate tonight. No, not me and Muffy, me and the Captain. In all actuality I have never met Janet AKA muffintopmommy. Although she did come to Pensacola one time not too long ago. She even had the nerve-the nerve I tell you-to ask me for directions to Destin, never once inviting me for a drink or anything.
I couldn't have went even if she asked. I was doing something that weekend.
No, I can't remember what it was now. But I am sure I was really busy.
What were we talking about?
Oh, yes. So this weekend in honor of my friend turning 27.
I went shoe shopping. Well, DSW did send me a coupon and I had like another $15.00 in free money to use on their site. What's a girl to do. Me? I bought shoes. (Aren't they fabulous?) Plus I got a great free tote out of the deal.
So here's to you Muffy-wherever you are-and just know; tonight I will be strutting my stuff in my new shoes as we head out for dinner and drinks in your honor. Okay, I may tell the Captain that tonight is your birthday or, I may not. If I was a couple of years younger, and by that I mean 21, I would beer bong a couple just for you. Since that is a big no-can-do my little muffintop friend, I feel like I am going to drown, how's about I just promise to lift a can in your honor?
PS: I did buy more than one pair of shoes. I. Just. Couldn't. Help. Myself.