Today my niece Kylie turns three. Wow, how time flies. Of course her mom doesn't think so. She is worn out by this kid. But she amuses me tremendously.
While she was sat on her Dad's lap Santa asked what she wanted for Christmas. She gave him her list which I understand took some time. This kid wants a lot of stuff.
After she was done Santa asked, "Well, have you been naughty or nice this year?"
Kylie leaned back into her dad and replied, "I have been nice!"
Santa questioned her, "Are you sure?"
Kylie, from the mouth of a three year old, "Uh huh, cause if I'm naughty Mommy will smack my ass."
And my sister in law couldn't understand where that came from.
2 comments:
LOL! So cute.
When my daughter was two, she asked for an American Express card. When we asked her why she wanted that, she said because then she could get anything else she wanted. (Yeah, she was a precocious kid. No, she did not get one.)
both of these stories (yours and linda's) are AWESOME.
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