Thursday, May 26, 2011

Humor that falls a little flat...ulence

I am going to apologize in advance.  My sister-in-law sent this to me yesterday and I thought it was just silly enough to share today. 
Did Phillip fart?

..and he probably does all the time.  What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to!

              The expressions are priceless!

                  Look at the Queen's face!

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later. 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye !

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